half duplex Novelties Shoppe, established 1918 in the delghtful city of Brooklyn, USA are purveyors of gags, pranks and other hootenany for the apple iphone and ipod touché to amaze, impress and delight! suitable for ages 8 to 80, our assortment of quality novelties will never cease to please!*

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* this statement has not been evaluated by any truly authoritative entity other than our erstwhile head of hilarity Dr. Jelvis Hilariouse, esq.

Welcome to the half duplex Novelties Shoppe!

Name: Chattering Teeth


This novelty is a sure-fire crowd pleaser. Just fire up the ol’ iphone and let them choppers loose. Never fails to amaze and delight!

Price: 99¢ - cheap!